I have a neice who lives in the DC area and she is a high school senior.  One of her many extracurricular activities, is singing on her school’s concert choir.  As the choir prepares for several big events this holiday season, the director sends home a sheet of instructions per performance.  I peeped this sheet at her house this weekend and decided to share.

Most of the instructions seem pretty germane, ladies in pearls, guys in black shoes, what time to show up, etc.  But, smack dab in the center of the page I had to read this item twice:

Here’s the page in it’s entirety:

My first instinct was to laugh.  I can’t lie, I’m still laughing, but at the same time, I’m shaking my head.  Really??  A group of seniors between the ages of 16-19 need to be told to wash their collective azzes before coming out in public???????  Wow.  Just wow.  The choir director, who’s been there 14 years, has realized that there is a problem.  I guess we should be giving the teacher a pound for speaking up and trying to help the kids who aren’t getting these messages at home.

So, on that note, I hope everyone has a great holiday this week, and please, please, take WHOLE SHOWERS AND/OR BATHS for Thanksgiving day!!!!  

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