Conversations with LuLu

By: |Published on: Oct 28, 2009|Categories: My Grandmother| 9 comments

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Tuesday, 10/27/09, 8:31pm

(conversation between my grandmother and I already in progress)

LuLu: That computer that ya’ll be carrying around?  That’s a laptop, huh?

Me: Yes ma’am, that’s a laptop.  Why do  you ask?  You want us to buy you one?

LuLu: (chuckles) Heavens no, chile, I even hate this cordless phone ya bought me.  I’m just wondering why dem two pilots from that plane lied about using ’em for a couple of hours.

Me: I don’t know ma’am.  I mean, I suppose it could be possible that they were so focused on . . .

LuLu: Let me stop you there chile.  They were focused alright, but it won’t on no little computer.  Two thangs – they was either fruity boys getting right friendly or they was getting high on some kinda dope.  That’s it!  Don’t no other cockamamie story even make a bit of sense!

Me: (drops the phone and cracks the h*ll up)

9 Comments

  1. AR Gal
    AR Gal on October 29, 2009 at 2:29 pm

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  2. Hunnie Wright
    Hunnie Wright on October 29, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! LOL!!!

  3. Tiffany In Houston
    Tiffany In Houston on October 30, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Grandma Lulu aint never LIED!!!

  4. Angie
    Angie on October 30, 2009 at 1:52 am

    That’s the best answer I’ve heard. Grandma LuLu might be on to something!

  5. Chris
    Chris on November 1, 2009 at 11:42 am

    LuLu is AWESOME! LMAO!

  6. Lisa
    Lisa on November 2, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Team LuLu! That is classic.

  7. don
    don on November 4, 2009 at 6:34 am

    The truth. And it’s not up for debate. LOL.

  8. Tanyetta
    Tanyetta on November 5, 2009 at 1:26 am

    HOLLERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

  9. LB
    LB on November 6, 2009 at 12:44 am

    **DEAD**

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